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SARASOTA COUNTY - A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he had hidden in his rectum as he stood before the judge.



The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.



According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.



Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.

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Bijou
20:10 Mar 01 2011

wooow...that's some talent there.

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DestroyingAngel
02:42 Mar 07 2011

*is dying of laughter*



ROFL...oh my god.

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ravenairsprite
02:04 Mar 13 2011

LMAO Oh my gods that is hilariously frightening.

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DarkxSidexOfxThexMoon
15:44 May 09 2011

At least he was being safe.. With the condom and all.. xD

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